Crazy

“A sad old man in the creases of my cooler bag”

“Literally, it’s just uncomfortable for everyone.”

’’Phone slipped out of my pocket while mowing.’’

“I got so scared when I was walking to my car.”

"We Told Someone That We Couldn’t Sell The Fish And Their Kid Threw A Tantrum And Threw A Decoration Through The Tank"

"How about not having our breathing and eating holes be the same so people don’t choke to death?"

"The psycho who did this in my art class."

“Strange liquids on my roof”

"Because I am a dwarf I get a lot of hilarious ones, but one of my favourites was "do you need to get a smaller engine for your car?"

"The way my husband decided to cut this cake. Why."

"Oh, that’s what “trinity” actually means."

“Not only is it a great cover up but that tattoo is really nice. I haven’t seen anything like it before.”

As the post was going viral, its author provided more info on the situation...

“My dad looked like a pre-midlife crisis businessman... when he was 17.”

“In a private hospital to keep the TV at the right angle...”

"My partner borrowed my car for a few days, and gave it back like this"