Stupid

“Yes, now it looks amazing. It’s OK to print.”

“At least he’s not texting.”

“Bicycle lane in Paris. The two white bump are nearly invisible because of the paint camouflaging them.”

“Is the ice cream served cold?”

“My sister’s attempt at being artistic for her kids”

Today We Should Of Been Getting Married, But Instead...

When Elton John changed his name from Reginald Dwight, he also gave himself a middle name. His full name is Elton Hercules John.

People that cut holes in their masks “because it’s easier to breathe.”

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