Sunday , 24 September 2017

Reasons Brunch Is The Absolute Worst

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1. When you’re the first to arrive and it’s awkward.

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2. When people take forever to decide what they want.

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3. When everything on the menu has to tell you how special it is.

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4. When you order and then the food doesn’t come for an hour.

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5. When they won’t let you order booze until noon.

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6. When a Bloody Mary sounds awesome and then it’s actually disgusting.

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7. When the coffee is way more complicated than it has to be.

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8. When eggs don’t come with toast.

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9. When vegetables forget their place.

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10. When the syrup is not real maple syrup.

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11. When you order something weird and people hate on it.

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12. When you order something awesome and people creep on it.

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13. When you start to hate what you ordered halfway through the meal.

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14. When people bring their babies.

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15. When people won’t stop talking about how awesome brunch is.

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16. When people think brunch is a time to complain about all the mistakes they made last night.

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17. When your friend brings his or her one-night stand and it’s awkward.

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18. When people go insane and act like it’s the last meal they’ll ever eat.

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19. When people refuse to share.

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20. When the restaurant rushes you so they can turn your table.

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21. When you can tell that everyone working at the restaurant hates your guts.

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22. When the food just…sucks.

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23. When you eat too much and then you want to die.

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