1. When you’re the first to arrive and it’s awkward.
2. When people take forever to decide what they want.
3. When everything on the menu has to tell you how special it is.
4. When you order and then the food doesn’t come for an hour.
5. When they won’t let you order booze until noon.
6. When a Bloody Mary sounds awesome and then it’s actually disgusting.
7. When the coffee is way more complicated than it has to be.
8. When eggs don’t come with toast.
9. When vegetables forget their place.
10. When the syrup is not real maple syrup.
11. When you order something weird and people hate on it.
12. When you order something awesome and people creep on it.
13. When you start to hate what you ordered halfway through the meal.
14. When people bring their babies.
15. When people won’t stop talking about how awesome brunch is.
16. When people think brunch is a time to complain about all the mistakes they made last night.
17. When your friend brings his or her one-night stand and it’s awkward.
18. When people go insane and act like it’s the last meal they’ll ever eat.
19. When people refuse to share.
20. When the restaurant rushes you so they can turn your table.
21. When you can tell that everyone working at the restaurant hates your guts.
22. When the food just…sucks.
23. When you eat too much and then you want to die.