Internet is not the only source of weird funny things. Let’s read newspapers.

Why would you ever get out of bed?

Please stop. You are doing it wrong.

What an amazing story about Sylvester Stallone. I never heard about this before.

Beautiful photos.

It’s so great to be alive. Beautiful photos to prove it.

Just in case you forgot, here’s why you should bow down to the Queen of Candyfornia.

She went to cougar town on him.

Green clothing disappears against the green screen. The Fox 2 Detroit weatherperson Jessica Starr learned this lesson yesterday.

These reasons are totally stupid, but also totally legit.

A collection of hilarious “Why? Because FU” photos with animals.