Saturday , 1 November 2014

The Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time


Calvin Coolidge Vs. Some Random Lady At A White House Dinner

B72

Oscar Wilde Vs. Lewis Morris

B72

Morris had just been passed over for the Poet Laureateship.

Winston Churchill Vs. George Bernard Shaw

B72

Winston Churchill Vs. Lady Astor

B72

Calvin Coolidge Vs. An Opera Singer

B72

Muhammad Ali Vs. Joe Frazier

B72

Winston Churchill Vs. A Member Of Parliament

B72

Winston Churchill Vs. Bessie Braddock

B72

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Vs. An Admirer

B72

Miriam Hopkins Vs. An Anonymous Singer

B72

Ilka Chase Vs. An Anonymous Actress

B72

John Wilkes Vs. John Montagu

B72

Mohandas Gandhi Vs. Western Civilization

B72

Edna Ferber Vs. Noel Coward

B72

Coward was remarking upon the fact that Ferber was wearing a tailored suit.

James McNeill Whistler Vs. Oscar Wilde

B72

After Whistler had made a particularly witty observation.

Pierre Trudeau Vs. Richard Nixon

B72

Upon hearing that Nixon had called him an asshole.

Thomas Reed Vs. Henry Clay

B72

Earnest Hemingway Vs. William Faulkner

B72

John Barrymore Vs. A Woman In The Lady’s Room

B72

Barrymore was drunkenly urinating in the wrong bathroom, and turned to face his accuser, penis in hand

Robert Benchley Vs. A Man In Uniform

B72