The main difference between cats and dogs is this:

This will happen every time, no matter how well you know the song:

This:

This:

This:

Fedoras are always a mistake:

Some bread is useless:

School buses make no sense

You should never accept friend requests from anyone with this name:

This will make you cry everytime:

Everyone feels this way when bowling:

Gary Busey should never, ever pole dance

This happens every birthday:

The maximum amount of swag a person can have is 41

Nutella always makes sense

Grocery shopping is only for the strong

And there is nothing better than a pug going down a slide

Sunglasses are always more expensive with writing in the corner

Haircuts always go like this:

Snakes are imaginary

Your signature will always look like this:

Sadly, this:

This ruins whatever you just bought:

This:

This is still literally the worst thing that can happen to a person:

But desks never do


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