Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
Available Girl Locator
Well dudes, you’re welcome. Consider all roadblocks gone.
Should You Shower?
This app would be helpful for that, and also for the people who saw this app on your phone so they’d know not to date you.
Ex-Girlfriend Radar
This would keep you out of some tough situations.
Opposite-Side-of-the-World Cam
Haven’t you ever wondered what it would be look to look out from the exact opposite side of the world? This would be AMAZING!
Party Police Countdown
This app would best serve college students who are too drunk to have common sense readily available.
Fart Compass
We have a feeling “fart shaming” would become the next big thing people were crying about.
Can I Eat It?
This would be great if you were stuck in the wilderness. But in everyday settings, it’s more like a Choose Your Own Adventure book for stupid people!
Speech Simplifier
Yeah, this would be especially helpful when talking to members of the opposite sex.
Hook-Up Probability
But seriously Kevin, do you want to talk about that 10%?
Roof-Jump Danger
Wonder how much space you have before hitting the ground? This app would be here to help you make the assessment like a pro!
