50% off a 23andMe test that’ll tell you everything from health predispositions to ancestry to predicted habits as specific as what time you probably wake up in the morning.
58% off a heated eye massagerwith so many bells and whistles it is worth the investment and *then* some. Not only does it come with five different massage modes and a 15-minute timer, but it has Bluetooth music so you can vibe with your eyes *and* your ears.
40% off a pair of Beats Powerbeats Pro wireless earphones reviewers *swear* by both for staying the heck put during workouts and for overall being super comfy for long work days (not to mention the nine hour battery life!!)
30% off a Hoover ~PowerMax~ vacuum that will make any pet owner SING — this doesn’t just take care of allergy-inducing pet hair and dander, but has a legit HEPA filter for the kind of clean you don’t just see with your eyes but *feel* in your nasal passages
33% off a splashproof spa foot tubso you can enjoy the most decadent of Friday nights with a glass of wine in one hand, a book in the other, and both feet getting acquainted with the water jets and ~invigorating bubbles~ of this glorious gizmo.