15 Myths and Facts About Sex in a Pandemic World


We’re putting these 15 myths out of their misery and blasting you with facts instead.

It’s pretty hard to read anything and not at least see a mention of coronavirus. From news channels, social media, even having a conversation with friends or family is likely to give a nod to the novel virus at some point. But just like any hot tea making the rounds- not all the information is good information. Here’s the facts about covid, sex, and everything else.

COVID-19 is Sexually Transmitted 


Fact: Secret Desire escorts are here to remind you that it’s not something you get from a little P in V action- you have to breathe in particles that come from other peoples respiratory systems.

New York City Tells Citizens to Use Glory Holes 

Fact: The agency did suggest getting a bit creative when it comes to sex and to wear a mask if you don’t live with your partner. But using things like boundaries (glory holes) or opting for erotic body rubs are really great ways to reduce your risk.

Ibuprofen Will Kill You

Fact: Over the counter pain medications were once thought to worsen symptoms of the virus, but we know better now. So go ahead and treat that hangover, because it’s the boozy one night stand you actually need to worry about.

Young People Can’t Get Covid 

Fact: While young people are less likely to experience severe symptoms, they’re not immune to the virus, so if you are planning on attending that beach party, wear a mask and keep your distance.

Vaccines Have Microchips 

Fact: No. They don’t. But it is a good idea to keep a running tally of people you’ve interacted closely with, so you can let them know if you do get sick. Bonus- it’s a solid reason to keep the number of that hottie you made out with last week.

You’ll Know if You Have It 

Fact: Not everyone shows symptoms when they are infected with covid. You might even be able to pass it on without being sick. That’s why industry pro’s like escorts get tested for it regularly.

There Are Lots of Treatment Options 

Fact: Unless you consider erotic massage a treatment, there are no known effective treatments for those who are severely ill. Which is why it’s so important to do everything you can to mitigate your risk of catching it, even during sex.

Masks Will Make You Sick 

Fact: Masks are worn by a number of different professionals, in a number of settings, all day, every day. If face coverings made us sick, we’d have a lot fewer surgeons and painters in this world. Check your escort directory to see what their mask requirements are, as even sex industry professionals are donning face gear these days.

Covid Can Be Transmitted Through Bugs and Animals 

Fact: You won’t be getting coronavirus from your dog or a mosquito. The virus is transmissible between humans and other humans. So while you might want to cancel your date on Friday, Fido is cleared to stay.

Drinking Chemicals Will Kill It 

Fact: No one should ever have to debunk this. There is never a time when drinking household chemicals, like bleach, is a good idea. Remember the tide pod challenge? This is why we can’t have nice things.

Doggie Style is The Safest Sex Position

Fact: This one’s actually kinda true. But don’t stop there! There’s a ton of super fun and super hot positions that are also a bit safer (and way more satisfying) than plain old missionary. If you’ve ever needed an excuse to shake up your routine- now’s your chance!

Covid is Lab Created

Fact: The viral genetics have been assessed several times by labs all over the globe. Each independent finding verified that it was a mutated strain of animal virus- natural mutations occur all the time. In fact, the virus has already mutated several times since it began infecting humans.

5G Transmits Covid 

Fact: The only thing 5G transmits is better loading speeds for your escort directory page or favorite porn site. Which is good news since some studies suggest we’re now watching more of it than ever.

It’s Just Like the Flu 

Fact: While there are some similarities between seasonal flu and covid- they are definitely not the same. Both can be transmitted from kissing or sharing breathing space, but covid has a much higher chance of getting passed from one person to another, and it’s more deadly.

You Can Avoid it With Food

Fact: While there is some evidence to support pineapple juice making semen taste better- it won’t do anything to protect you from covid. However, having a healthy diet can help you avoid some of the biggest risk factors (like diabetes or obesity) of getting a gnarly case of the coronavirus.

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