What was Hedwig’s favorite math class at Hogwarts?
How much money does a skunk have?
A rancher tried to breed his cattle with hyenas.
The offspring were the laughing stock of the entire town
What’s a duck’s best pick-up line?
“Put her drink on my bill.”
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
Why do leopards hate to play hide and seek?
They’re always spotted
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car
Why did the witches’ lose the baseball game?
Their bats flew away
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save an octopus from drowning.
What do you call a bear with no ears?
A naked man walks past an elephant. Confused, the elephant asks him, ”How do you breathe through something so small?”
Why did the pig have ink all over its face?
It came out of the pen
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?