18 Things That Totally Kill The Mood

“Calling your partner a wrong name. “You’re so good at this Lena. . . um sorry, Carla”.”

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“A pet coming into the room… I swear its just weird… those silent innocent faces as they judge you”

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“One time I found a lump in my wife’s breast. Lets just say that we stopped immediately and freaked the f@#k out. All is good, it wasn’t anything bad. The massive panic it caused is something I never want to go through again.”

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“My ex was better”

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“Bad smells…”

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“Mother-in-law calling my wife for Facetime…”

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“When they tell you they love you and they’re just a one-night stand”

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“You hear people sayin “Your video is on and you’re not on mute””

Ylynperd

“Slapping my nuts”

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“I’ve had friends dumb enough to make this mistake, but switching holes without clearing it with your partner.

A gentleman always indicates before changing lanes.”

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“When they won’t look at you at all and kept their eyes shut at all times.”

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“Seeing myself naked.”

Nimkiw

“When they are being unnecessarily rough. Sorry dude that doesn’t feel good”

Mom-atm

“Apparently the Hulk Hogan “Hell Yeah Brother” is not a sexy thing for a female to say to her husband?”

Coochpants

“Saying “My Mother was right. It does feel good.””

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“S@#tting the bed”

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“Her saying “I think we need to repaint the ceiling” so you turn to look and agree with her and then end up having half a conversation on whether to change the colour.”

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