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Some disasters feel random, but when they happen on Monday, they feel perfectly scripted by the universe.
“Staircase in my friend’s apartment block just collapsed.”
“Felt something odd while eating. Then this fell into my food.”
“Man I can’t even get lunch anymore.”
“This why Walmart not open 24hrs no more.”
“Forgot to close the window before getting a carwash.”
“I have been eating moth eggs with my black beans.”
“Came back from vacation and ants built their colony in my laptop.”
“Girlfriends car was vandalized.”
“Made a coffee cheesecake for my sister-in-law’s bday. A mouse decided to sample it as it cooled on the counter….’
“He didn’t secure his load of decking. Only made it 50 yards.”
“Got all the way to checkout before I noticed. They didn’t seem super concerned.”
“My AC unrolls my toilet paper.”
“Was thinking of going bowling soon, until I saw the prices.”
“Heard a “clink” while warming up a breakfast pita for my wife.”
“Got rear ended by an ambulance yesterday.”
“Person running red light hit my brand new car when I was driving home from my first day off from work in 9 days.”
“On my first day in motorcycle school I got stung on my ear by a catterpillar on my helment halfway through the class.”
