20 Historical Mishaps Described in Hilariously Bad Ways

Imagine cramming centuries of human drama into bite-sized nuggets of historical hilarity, where kings become “guys with crowns” and revolutions are just “big fights for freedom.”

1. Adolf Hitler’s Dictatorship

“Aspiring artist and immigrant gets elected chancellor and achieves his wildest dreams.”

2. Rosa Parks and the Civil Rights Movement

“A woman really, REALLY wants a specific seat on the bus.”

3. The Bombing Of Hiroshima

“A gay dropped a little boy on top of a city, and it made an awful mess.”

4. The Great Emu War

“Giant birds take advantage of poor fencing, eat the food within it, and continue to multiply; they manage to thwart humans who get mad about it.”

5. D-Day

“Normandy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad D-Day.”

6. The Invention Of Penicillin

“Some dude grew a fungus on his own dish and f—king cured everyone”

7. The Assassination of Abraham Lincoln

“Lincoln’s one bad night at the theatre.”

8. The American Revolution

“A time where America had some daddy issues.”

9. The Great Fire of London

“Guy falls asleep while baking. London gets VERY hot.”

10. The Chicxulub Asteroid Impact

“Guy falls asleep while baking. London gets VERY hot.”

10. The Chicxulub Asteroid Impact

“Julius Caesar gets poked by his best friends.”

12. The Boston Tea Party

“America stuck it to Britain by making the Boston Harbor into a giant glass of tea.”

13. The Trojan Horse

“The city of Troy gets a beautiful present from the people they fought for years. Granted that’s not perhaps that historical, but it should be good enough for this, no?”

14. The Black Plague

“Rats help solve overpopulation.”

15. The Reign Of Terror

“French royalty giving head in public.”

16. World War I

“French royalty giving head in public.”

16. World War I

“One man’s conquest to have the most children ever.”

18. September 11 Attacks

“A group of aspiring pilots worked together on a months long plan to remodel New York City”

19. The Writing Of The Declaration of Independence

“A country gets mad about having to pay extra for some tea and stamps so they write a break up letter to Britain”

20. The Cold War

“Russia tried to make a few little silos and the US got scared and said, you’re moving back to the East with your missiles impaired.”

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