20 Roles That Just Weren’t Made For Movie Stars Who Played Them

“Colin Farrell as Alexander The Great. As one of my old University professors once said, ‘I wouldn’t follow that guy to the end of my DRIVEWAY.’”


“Cameron Diaz in Gangs of New York. It’s the only time I’ve really be pulled out of a movie because the casting didn’t seem right.”


“Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor.”


“Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in the 50 Shades trilogy

Aside from the movies being absolutely sh&^$y, the two had no chemistry with each other and it was awkward as hell to watch. More so when I found out that Jamie was married while filming those movies. The movies shouldn’t have even been made.”


“Is it now the time to talk about Topher Grace as Eddie Brock/Venom?”


“Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher. If you’ve read the book he is the exact physical opposite of the character as written.”


“Maybe an unpopular opinion, but Sophie Turner as Jean Gray.

I like her as an actress, but I just couldn’t get into it. I felt like she struggled with hiding her accent.”


“Jared Leto as the joker”


“Has anyone said Emelia Clarke as Sarah Connor yet? Also Jai Courtney as Kyle Reese. Actually the whole movie sans Arnold was cast fu@#king horribly.”


“Steven Seagal as a person who can kick @$$.”


“Emma Watson as Belle in beauty and the beast. I actually thought she was the perfect choice before I saw it. But belles main qualities are supposed to be her warmth and kindness, and it felt like Emma was genuinely judging all the people living in her town. She’s a good hermione though”


“Johnny Depp as Grindelwald. Not because of the whole situation around it, but after reading the books and the cameos in Potter, I just don’t see him as Grindelwald, just as albino Depp.”


“I have no issues with Pierce Brosnan. Made a fine bond even though his scripts weren’t strong. Can do comedy even.

But singing in Mamma Mia? How was that ever allowed to happen?”


“Every actress cast as Sue Richards, The Invisible Woman, from the Fantastic Four so far”


“Shia Leboeuf in Crystal Skull. That part should’ve been Short Round as an adult.”


“Cameron Diaz was horrible in the 2014 Annie remake. She hasn’t made a movie since.”


“Ben Affleck in Daredevil”


“Kristen Stewart as Snow White in Snow White and the Hunstman. Terrible.”


“Keanu Reeves as Jonathan Harker in Dracula (1992). He’s charming and pretty, but he shouldn’t have been in this cast against such titans as Gary Oldman and Anthony Hopkins. And the English accent was atrocious. In over his head. It’s like Jennifer Lopez trying to sing a Céline Dion song.”


“Mr. Ed. The role required a horse that could talk. The horse they hired couldn’t talk so they had to dub all his lines”


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