23 Dirty Jokes In Kids’ Movies

“In Shrek talking about Snow White: “Although she lives with 7 other men, she’s not easy.” Gets me every time!”

“In Coco, everybody laughs when they say Hector died “choking on chorizo” “Choking on chorizo” is Mexican slang for sucking d@#k”

“The fact that there was a Brothel in Aladdin and that all the women there knew Aladdin.”

“In Lego Batman Dick Grayson: “My name is Richard, but the other kids call me Dick.” Bruce Wayne: “Yeah, kids can be cruel.””

“In Cars when the two Miata ladies flash their pop-ups at McQueen I didn’t realize for years that that was the connotation”

“Also the Piston Cup. “He did what in his cup?!” Funny enough 10 year old me got that and my dad didn’t.”

“In Matilda, Matilda is trying to talk to her mother, who is talking animatedly on the phone. While Matilda is trying to get her attention, the mom says into the phone, “You should shave yours, it’ll change your life.””

“The “Sugar Honey Ice Tea” Joke in the First Madagascar Movie”

“Monster house “That’s it’s uvula!” “Oh…. So it’s a girl house….””

“Dr Seuss’s cat in the hat when the cat calls the gardening hoe a “dirty hoe” and then proceeds to apologize to it and almost makes out with it.”

““Foot size doesn’t matter” – when Anna from Frozen talks about her fiancé”

“Does anyone else remember the movie Osmosis Jones? One of my favorite lines from that movie is:

“He’s headed for his uvula!”

“What the heck is a uvula?”

“It’s the little dangly thing in his ——“

“Got it” – takes highway exit towards bladder/bowels

“No it’s the one in his throat!!!””

“There’s this scene in Kung Fu Panda 3 in the Panda village when of the baby pandas finds Po’s dad fascinating (as he is not a fellow panda) and starts asking him what his body parts are: “What’s that?” “My wing!” What’s that?” “My beak!” What’s that?” (pointing to his crotch area) “My dumplings!” (pauses and pulls out an actual bowl of dumplings)”

“There is that one scene from Ratatouille, when Linguini is about to confess about how Remy is in his hat cooking for him, and says “I… have… a little… tiny…” and right after he says tiny, Collette quickly glances down at his pants. I never even noticed it until someone pointed it out to me because it is pretty subtle and can be easy to miss.”

“In Alvin and the Chipmunks Road Chip, Alvin is seated next to John Waters on a plane. Waters gives him a dirty look for some reason and Alvin says:

You can’t judge me, I’ve seen Pink Flamingos.

My 5 year old couldn’t understand why I spit out my beer at that line.”

“Robots. The old lady bot, Aunt Fanny, has a lot of junk in her trunk.”

“This is mild, but I never noticed until I watched it a few years ago. In the beginning scenes of Toy Story, Mr. Potato Head uses his own lips to peck his behind with. He does this while talking about Slinky, implying he’s a kiss-@$$.”

“In shrek 2 when they get arrested by the knights, they find a bag of catnip in puss’s boot and he says “is, uh, not mine””

“In Brady Bunch the movie, toward the end the main family wakes up to find the butcher is in their house going through their fridge but he was clearly in pajamas and was with Alice the maid, and when they ask him what he’s doing there he just says “oh, uh…just delivering some meat”.

I didn’t get that till much much later in life.”

“Syndrome in the incredibles

“you married elastigirl??? …and GOT BUSYYYYY!!!”

I lmao everytime i see it”

“The entirety of the Scooby Doo live action movie. Never forget that Mary Jane is Shaggy’s favorite name.”

“Planet 51, where the astronaut is naked and one alien says: thats a really weird place for his antenna”

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