Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
From bizarre lawsuits to shocking claims, these legal moves make people seem borderline psychotic.
Rehearsing conversation I never plan to have, nailing every comeback.
Denying lifesaving coverage to people who will die.
Taking my glasses off when stuck in a situation where someone won’t shut up, I might have to listen to your voice, but all I can see is a blurry face – so easy to tune out.
Wearing ski mask I got reported twice for wearing a ski mask it’s cold outside Karen D**n
You can promise bone marrow donation and then, at the last moment, back off.The intended recipient will die, as their own bone marrow has been thoroughly destroyed by medications in preparation to the transplantation. But no one can force you to help them. You have a right to change your mind, even in the morning of the planned operation. You can revoke your consent anytime.But you will look like a total psychopath, if *look* is the correct word.
Bringing a suitcase to a picnic. Not saying a word. Laying out a single framed photo of Nicolas Cage, then slowly eating hard-boiled eggs one by one while maintaining eye contact with everyone.
Not turning around when you get on an elevator.
Regular clothes while working out (jeans, khakis etc).
I tend not to brush off the brambles or other things I get in my hair, while working outdoors. Until I get home to wash myself properly, of course.Consider I’m going home either cycling, either with the train. Lots of people looking mildly terrified.
Having your bed stand in the middle of the room at an odd angle.
If you don’t pet dogs or cats, or pets in general, but pat them instead.
It’s legal to photograph and video random people in public places but doing it is weird and creepy.
Sniffing someone’s chair right after they get up from it.
Digging a hole in your back yard at night.
Going over your lawn with a vacuum cleaner instead of a lawn mower.
Promise a bunch of young kids that you’ll pay for their college education on the assumption you will be a millionaire by the time they are going to college. Then proceed to give them a bunch of laptop batteries.
Walking around grocery stores without a cart or basket just carrying way too many items in my arms while refusing help from concerned employees. I know I look unhinged but at this point it’s become a personal challenge.
Eating Doritos at a funeral .
Picking your nose at a red light, and, just to add to the drama for the happenstance audience of others who can see you, looking at it long enough that they start to suspect you are considering eating it. Time it just right so that they will never know as you drive away on the green light.
Listen to the same song on repeat for more than 30 minutes.
Waiting a moment before you join in laughing when you are in a group.
Carrying one of those giant water bottles everywhere you go, the ones foe the dispenser machines.
Going to the door naked and holding a Katana, throw it open and calmly say, “May I help you?” To the salespersons who knock on my door at 0600 on a Saturday.
Starting a jigsaw puzzle from the center and leaving the border till the end.
I feel this kind of way walking into a 24/7 supermarket at like 3 AM to buy groceries (being a night owl to the extreme).
Eating a gallon sized container of mayonnaise.
Cleaning your garage at 2am.
Mouthing words to songs that I have an ear worm for in public.
Water in your cereal instead of milk.
Wearing pyjamas out to a restaurant for dinner.
Sock, shoe, sock, shoe.
Never take the first item off the shelf.
