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Embrace the extraordinary with our curated list of 38 offbeat and unforgettable gifts, all conveniently sourced from Amazon. Whether it’s peculiar gadgets, quirky trinkets, or eccentric home decor, these finds are tailor-made for your favorite weirdo’s one-of-a-kind tastes.
From laughter-inducing novelties to surprisingly practical oddities, this collection promises to add a dash of delight to every eccentric personality. Dive into the realm of Amazon’s quirkiest offerings and make your loved one’s day with a gift that’s as unique as they are!
A trio of ornaments including Dracula, a werewolf, and Frankenstein just begging for front-and-center positioning on their black Christmas tree.
Or a Krampus Christmas ornament complete with a basket full of naughty kids. Who needs Elf of the Shelf when you can hang this at eye level on the tree? Gotta love an excuse to watch the holiday film by the same name.
A carbonated bubble clay mask for a funny effect that’ll also help ’em clear out their pores. Maybe buy some for yourself too and schedule a Facetime?
A worst-case scenario cookbook for the person who has a bug-out bag and has been taking notes from all those soap-operatic seasons of The Walking Dead.
And some SKIN1004 Zombie Pack Face Masks will make them (briefly) look like their fave kind of horror movie monster while it goes to work tightening pores and minimizing the appearance of wrinkles.
A screaming goat that’ll make them say “it me” when it shrieks on their behalf.
A Star Wars Light Saber chopsticks set for the pal who’s already accrued every single Baby Yoda thing.
A coffee mug that transforms from solid black to utter perfection.
Or a “coffee pot” mug for the person who, genuinely, loves the stuff so much that you hope to all that is holy that they never discover espresso.
A pound of cereal marshmallows so they don’t have to pick out all the marshmallows out of your shared boxes of Lucky Charms. Sigh.
A Silly Poopy’s Hide & Seek game that, yes, is truly made for kids. But gift it to a parent who grew up on Captain Underpants for a total hit. And when the adult’s old bones get tired of playing, the game can completely take over because the Silly Poopy does the hiding!
A scenic wall calendar any animal lover with an appreciation for all facets of nature will adore.
A set of Globbles that’ll be a nice get-away-from-the-computer exercise in getting out a bit of stress and frustration…especially if they’re always ALWAYS balling up every form of paper to try and play basketball with the waste basket. This’ll be a similar, fruitful exercise.
A six-pack of boba earrings that’ll just look the CUTEST.
A *mythical* meats jerky set to help settle the debate about just how tough a werewolf or chupacabra meat is. Oh, and they’re keto-friendly!
A desktop Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy they can dance along to because it’s a little weird just HOW good they are at that dance.
A Chewbacca seatbelt cover so The Force (rather than rubs and seatbelt burns) will always be with them.
A mixed bag of edible bugs because you’ve heard them claim they’d be game for trying some bugs as a protein source. First up, the silk worm!
Cleansing goo for the detail-oriented slime fan that’ll turn out to be extremely practical!
A couple of urinal shot glasses they’ll need, OK? Even if they have a kitchen cabinet shelf full of shot glasses. These’ll make the rest a total wash.
A Krispy Kreme x Jelly Belly set for the person who more or less runs on sugar. Or whose sleepwalking alter ego loooooooves candy. Whatever, these’ll be a solid choice for lots of folks.
A pair of reading glasses can let them look at stuff while horizontal so whoever’s in the living room can never truly tell if they’re asleep or not. No changing the channel from the rodeo rerun from eight years ago on the TV with the loud buzzing at 11:03 p.m. on a Tuesday. Nope. Do not even walk toward the remote. (OK these are also practical.)
A gnome riding a corgi because they’re all full up on cute corgi coffee mugs and enamel pins.
A Butts in Space card game for some gaming fun.
An incredibly helpful guide to farts that’ll help them get the most important answers to life’s questions.
A motion-activated toilet light that I guarantee SOMEONE on your gift list will love.
A copy of A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape as a resource for people using the toilet as a social escape. Sometimes you just need some time to yourself. And this book acknowledges and honors that.
A coin bank so they can finally put their money where *A* mouth is.
A “Satan’s Blood” hot sauce folks who’d THRIVE on the show Hot Ones (or at least say so) will adore.
A tortilla blanket that’ll make them feel cozy on the outside like a burrito makes them feel cozy on the inside.
An estate-planning journal in case they have a morbid fascination with death. (Also, someone feel free to buy me this.)
And a coffee table book about cemeteries so they can perhaps find some inspiration IRL for their future resting place. Or just pay their respects. Cemeteries *and* graveyards are great! Do not dare confuse the two in my presence.
FOODHEIM: A Culinary Adventure — a cookbook by Eric Wareheim that your pal who’s obsessed with Tim & Eric (ME) and is also very into food would dig. GIft ’em this and then ask them to fix you some Grandma food.
And a bag of some “reindeer farts” that’ll send anyone into a fit of giggles, regardless of age.
A spine candle in case regular ole tapers won’t suffice for their creepy abode and you don’t want to dig too much to find out specifics about their horror faves.
