A pair of ridiculously comfortable pull-on Levi’s jeans for anyone else who just wants their legs to feel that sweet, sweet unconstricted FREEDOM. These will make you want to throw your regular jeans out the window.
A waterproof pouch to keep your phone and other “doesn’t play well with water”–type gadgets safe. Not only does this keep it safe, but you can still use the touchscreen with it, meaning you can take underwater photos galore 🐠🐟🐡.
A set of affordable, highly popular, and completely waterproof wireless Bluetooth earbuds so you can listen to music during your workday *without* your ears feeling like they’ve been beaten up. These come equipped with several sizes of earbuds so you can get your perfect, painless fit.
Or a pair of wireless sleep headphones that will play white noise or the music of your choice in a comfy headband, so you can enjoy the calm of it all night long (and block out the unrepentant snoring of certain people and/or pets).
A painless, mint-flavoredteeth-whitening pen for sensitive teeth and gums that can help lighten up years’ worth of stains from coffee, tea, wine, or just…you know. Existing as a human with teeth.
A Petcube, which is basically a Furbo without all the extra bells and whistles — this super-reliable pet-monitoring camera has a wide angle and night vision so you can check on your pet 24/7 and even talk to them, giving you a whole new peace of mind whenever you leave the house.
A set of bed bands to lock your fitted sheets neatly into place once and for all, so you can finally get the peaceful, untangled sleep you deserve every night.
A pair of dreamy polarized aviator sunglasses with 100% UVA and UVB protection against the harsh rays of the sun (plus that air of ~maybe I own a motorbike, maybe I don’t~ mystery).
A ridiculously popular set of breathable, cooling bed sheets that have amassed over 141,000 5-star reviews (and come in so many colors you could build a rainbow).
A set of itty-bitty dermaplaning razorsyou can use to take care of those lil’ unibrow hairs that keep dodging your tweezers or work whatever face fuzzies you might want to take care of in a gentle way.
A vitamin C–based face serum for brighter, firmer skin with muuuuch faster results than most of its competitors. A lot of reviewers could see a difference within just a few days of use.
A faux-fur throw so luxurious you’ll feel like you hacked into a rich influencer’s cozy Instagram account every time you snuggle up in it on the couch.
An internet-beloved pet urine stain–removing spray that instantly tackles both old and new stains *plus* the yucky smell, so you can enjoy quality time with your pet without sacrificing your carpet and/or your nostrils.
A set of popular wick-away sweatbands perfect for long runs in the sunshine or workouts in gym — these stop the sweat from stinging your eyes (or worse, from leaking sunscreen into your eyes).
A pair of compression gloves designed to help alleviate pain from carpal tunnel and arthritis, so you can type at your keyboard without an internal monologue of “ow OW ow owwwww” for the majority of your workday.
A velvety tank top with a little bit of slinky stretch to it, making it the perfect staple for those days you need something glamorous to wear but wanna be comfy as heck.
Plus an Onset Eyebrow Soap Kit, an eyebrow pomade that doesn’t just fluff up your brows for a little extra ~drama~, but holds them in place all the livelong day. It’s basically like getting a whole bunch of extra eyebrow thickness without any effort!
An internet-beloved set of makeup sponges for expert-level blending and coverage that reviewers have crowned a Beauty Blender dupe. It works for foundation, BB cream, powder, *and* concealer, plus wet or dry, so basically it’s working harder than I have for *checks watch* my whole life.
An affordable silicone baking mat for your sheet pan, so you can roast big batches of veggies with all your favorite sauces and seasonings without worrying about your pans (or wasting parchment paper).
A cold brew coffee maker so quick and easy to use that your blood might just become 90% caffeine soon. All you have to do is add coffee to the airtight brewer, add your water to the coffee maker, and pop it in the fridge overnight. BOOM, caffeine city.
A bottle of wood polish — it will instantly make your scuffed-up doors, hardwood floors, and furniture look so spanking new that you’ll wonder if it’s not actually wood polish but a time machine.
A Dash air fryer that’s compact enough that it won’t take up too much space, but mighty enough that you’ll use it to cook juuuust about anything. Reviewers love that there’s no waiting to preheat and that you can cook (or crisp leftovers!) without any oil required.
A wine aerator so effective at its job that your Two-Buck Chuck will be like, “Please, call me Charles.”
A pair of blue-light glasses ideal for anyone whose WFH setup involves a lot of time in front of their computer (it…me?) — these protect you from the type of of light in screens that can mess with your sleep cycles and strain your eyes.
Apower scrubber brush you can attach to a DRILL (!!) that basically does all of the hard grime-busting for you, so you don’t have to have sore arms for a week just because you dared to wipe down the shower.
A pastel maxi dress with sweet puff sleeves you can wear on and off the shoulder and feel like you just stepped out of a storybook page every time you leave the house.
A pair of popular quick-dry water shoes that reviewers love for everything from walking on rockier beaches to kayaking to washing their cars. They’re flexible and comfy like a sock, but protective against nefarious objects like sharp rocks and stray Legos.
A hands-free portable neck fan you can charge with a USB, because you know what?? Staying cool is the new fashion and fans are the hottest accessory.
A durable, waterproof Bluetooth speaker so you can have some tunes for picnics or outdoor workouts without worrying about its wires getting fried by unexpected downpours.
A set of satin pillowcases that not only have a cooling effect, but are soft on your skin and create less friction for your hair so it won’t get as tangled while you sleep.
A small but ridiculously chic rechargeable bedside lamp that comes with touch ability, so you can tap-tap-tap your way through different brightness levels and colors to match *truly* any vibe you might have for your room on a given day.
A bunch of Miracle-Gro “food spikes” for your potted plants that will continuously feed them for 30 to 60 days, and can bring even the saddest-looking plants back from the brink of death. Now you can go back to the sweet, sweet bliss of being only semi-responsible for a living thing.
A dual hair-dryer and brush to dry your hair as you style it and give your ‘do an incredible amount of volume and shine, without the cost of a pricey blowout.
A stick of Body Glide anti-chafing balm you can apply between your thighs or under your bra to avoid all that skin irritation in ~hot spots~ you get from hanging out in the heat.
A ridiculously popular “cat dancer” toy so both you and your furry bud can become the next TikTok sensation after filming all the shenanigans it will cause.
A bottle of Mike’s Hot Honey, a miracle condiment you can add to any boring “blah” meal you’re making at home to instantly make it taste like the nectar of the gods.
A small but effective rice cooker that steams meat and veggies in one compartment while the rice cooks below, so you can make a full-fledged fancy meal with one tiny appliance.