49 Evil Marketing Techniques

“Packaging For These Markers”

“I Have An Ad In My Fortune Cookie”

“Bought A Chicken Pot Pie Thinking It Was The Size Of The Outer Tin Before Cutting Into It And Seeing This Monstrosity”

“New Cereal Box Is 11% Taller With 1.6% Less Cereal”

“That Would Explain Why My Ankle Hurts”

“By Opening The Envelope For The License Agreement, You Agree To It”

“Imagine Cleaning A Fan So Well That You Uncover 2 New Blades”

“This “Dual” Camera Smartphone Doesn’t Have Two Functioning Cameras”

“Walmart Employee Here. We Were Given These Shirts Today. Walmart Profits Billions Off Of This Pandemic, Then Compares Their Sacrifice To WW2 Veterans”

“Went In For The $1.99 Lunch Special. Sorry Sir, That Says $7.99 Lunch Special”

“My Mother Recently Passed Away. This Morning I Thought I Got An Email From Her. Nope, Just A Spam Tabloid Naming Their Contact “Mom”

“When You Thumbs Down Trash Like This On Netflix But It Keeps Coming Back At The Top Of Your Homepage”

“Unremovable Ads On My $2,500 Samsung Smart TV”

“This Packaging. Was Wondering Why It Ran Out So Quickly”

“Dish Network Sent Out Advertisements In Envelopes That Make It Look Like A Special Occasion Card”

“Walgreens Replaced Their Freezer Window Panels With Screens That Constantly Flash/Move And Don’t Even Accurately Represent What’s Inside The Fridge”

“The Mixed Signals Of This Shoe Sale Advertisement”

“This Post Card Is Made To Look Like It’s From The Dealership. It’s Printed To Look Like The Information Is Smudged So That You Will Call Them”

“Sign The Contract Without Reading It Please”

“I Just Found 20 Tunisian Dinars (7.5 Dollars) On The Ground, Then After Opening It, It Was Just An Advertisement For Some Stupid Discount”

“This Pamphlet I Got On My Door Making Me Not Want To Touch My Doorknob Until I Realized”

“An “Empty” Ink Cartridge That Probably Could Have Printed Another 50+ Sheets”

“They Took Away The In-Store Signage To Force You To Download Their App”

“I Just Got Ad In The Mail Disguised As A Hand-Written Letter. Address Is Covered So I Don’t Doxx Myself”

“I Love Ads On My £250 Console That I Continue To Pay £6 A Month To Play On”

“This “Gold” Chalk That My Daughter Received As A Gift. White Chalk Spray-Painted Gold”

“This Vending Machine Is 100% Sold Out. It Only Tells You That Items Are Sold Out After You’ve Put Money In/Used Your Card”

“Food Delivery Service That Tells You “Someone Is At The Door! Okay We Lied””

“Nearly Didn’t Notice The Cheapest Car Wash Program”

“My School Has Vending Machines With Candy That Costs 1.50. They Conveniently Leave Off The 1 So It Looks Like It Costs 0.50”

“This Kettle Saves 70% Energy. As Long As You Need To Boil 70% Less Water”

“Retail Sign At H&M Today. The Small Line Is Hard To Read In Person”

“I Got A Ticket. No, Just An Ad For A Tattoo Place”

“Chipotle Goes All-Out Advertising That For The Next Week Delivery Is Free, And Then Casually Makes The Delivery Menu Priced Higher Than The Regular One”

“Advertise Free WiFi But Make Sure The Customers Know The Procedure For How To Pay For It”

“Please, Just Stop Using Fake Money As Advertising”

“Who Thought It Was A Good Idea To Put An Image Of 7 Churros For The Sign Of 3 Churros”

“Got A Letter In An Envelope Which Said My Lease Was Terminated. Just Another Ad”

“How To Dissapoint Every Student On Campus”

“Film Producers: “We Need To Advertise We Have Multiple CGI Dragons.” Marketers: “Say No More””

“This Advertisement Designed To Look Like An Amazon Package”

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