Things That “The Simpson’s” Has Taught Us…

Smoking is not sexy:

Always drink plenty of Malk:

Arranged marriages can work:

Sometimes, it’s okay to brag about your accomplishments:

Alcohol is both the problem and the solution:

Sex sells:

Listen to your parents’ advice, but don’t follow it blindly:

Smarch has lousy weather:

Do not touch Willie:

Don’t over think it, the simplest solution is often the right one:

How to say Grace:

‘Embiggens’ is a perfectly cromulent word:

Always know where the ‘ANY’ key is on a keyboard:

Never turn your back on your sugar pile, not even for a second:

‘Die’ means ‘The’ in German:

At the end of the day, it’s nice to come home to the people you love:

No one wants to see your 500-photo vacation slideshow:

Ignorance is bliss:

Your parents had a completely different life before you came along:

Yoko Ono ruins everything:

Don’t take things at face value:

No matter how much you want to, you can’t turn back time: