The Truth Behind “Duck, Duck, Goose”

We are all ducks now. Be zen like the duck.

OH GOD IT’S A GOOSE

*wheeze* *pant* Oh, thank God. We’re back to ducks.

D’awwwwwwww.

OMG OMG WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU???

OK. OK. Catching my breath. I’ll be good in a sec.

This is nice. Very nice.

HOLY SHIT I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK

Can you play something soothing, please? I’ve got the jitters.

I think we’re finally safe now.

OH THE HUMANITY

I’m so happy it’s a duck I could cry.

No, seriously. Where are you going?

SPARE ME I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN AT HOOOOOOME

MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

OH GOD DON’T LET IT EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OH GOD DON’T LET IT EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE