Awkward Moments In Grooming That Only Clumsy People Will Understand

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Stepping outside into natural light and realising that your makeup’s a little on the heavy side.

Is there a Manicures for Dummies for dummies?

Having absolutely no luck with your home waxing kit…

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

…until you accidentally get some wax on your face, then try to remove it.

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Leaving coconut oil on your hair until it hardens and turns your hair crispy.

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

Then refuses to wash out.

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The singular sting of using a salt scrub on shaved skin.

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

Getting shampoo in your eyes.

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

Slipping on conditioner in the shower.


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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

Accidentally smearing eye cream onto your contact lenses.

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

Getting your hair stuck in the back of your hairdryer.

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

Hair tong burns on your temples.

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

Having perfectly straightened hair except for the massive wavy section you can’t see at the back of your head.

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

One perfectly manicured hand, one that looks as though it was done by the Hulk.

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Applying eyeliner to one eye in a perfect cat-eye, and to the other in the style of a convincing bruise.

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

Plucking one eyebrow correctly but somehow turning the other into a lopsided Nike swoosh.

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Being half covered in glitter, even though the last time you bought glitter makeup was 2002.

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Accidentally amputating your eyelashes when you’re curling them and the doorbell rings.

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

Poking your eyeball with a mascara wand.

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

Twice.

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

Sticking your eyelids shut with eyelash glue while your false eyelashes escape across your face.

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Awkward-Moments-Grooming

Getting body lotion all over your clothes.

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And the wind blinds you by supergluing your hair to your lip gloss, causing you to fall over AND DIE.

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OK, maybe not die.

And finally…

Several hours after you’ve washed your hair, fishing impossibly long hairs out of your bumcrack.

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