Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
Would you hit the arcade, dial up the internet, or beg for another pair of light-up sneakers?
“Program the VCR to record StarTrek”
“And so I wake in the morning and I step outsideAnd I take a deep breath and I get real highAnd I scream from the top of my lungsWhat’s going on?”
“Figure out what year it is.”
“Be thankful that no one will be able to get a hold me, they have to leave a voice message and wait.”
“Buy Apple shares.”
“Arcade all the way.”
“Ride my bike over to my Grandma’s and give her a big hug.”
“First thing I’d do is grab my Walkman and blast Nirvana, gotta get that retro vibe going! The I’d probably hunt down a pay phone to call my friends and plan a hangout at the arcade. No Wi-Fi, no problem, those were the days!”
“Buying land”
“I’d go out for breakfast and have a cigarette at the table, with my coffee.”
“Early 90s, I’m reading a Goosebumps book. Later 90s, I’m playing something on my N64…probably WCW/NWO World Tour”
“Have sex with that chick that I was too immature and insecure to understand that she was hitting on me blatantly”
“Head to Blockbuster in my windbreaker and beg them to hold the last copy of Jurassic Park.”
“Look for the TV remote, realize it’s missing, and start pressing buttons directly on the box. Then check the fridge for Sunny D and flip through the morning newspaper out of boredom.”
“Hug my cat and dump the boyfriend who later became ex-husband. Everything beyond that is gravy.”
“Big bowl of sugary cereal and MTV for music videos”
“Say “oh thank GOD” and go back to sleep.”
“OK, those were their answers. Personally, I would go down to my parent’s basement and fire up Nintendo 64 and play for countless hours (likely Goldeneye). Maybe a weekend stop to Blockbuster too!”
