Crazy

“I fell for a nice egg package — the C0 category, just perfect. I started to put them in the refrigerator and thought, “Stop, they’re too small.”

"Jumping down from a height greater than a few feet. As a kid I could jump off a roof and roll with it, nowadays if I land funny I fear I’ll be paralyzed for life."

"You’ve gotta be kidding?"

"What A Disgusting Way To Not Tip"

“I thought, ’Argh cute chair,’ turned it upside down and giggled for 5 minutes.”

Parker’s last adventures ended with fractured bones. This time, though, it ended with some laughs for the firemen who saved him from a scratching play complex for cats where he got stuck.

Enjoy these offensive vintage ads and banned commercials and do take them lightheartedly.

“I got pretty close by selling my company to a bigger competitor. Reinvested most of it since I had not much use for the money but then got scammed for about half a million on buying some real estate. They smelled a newly rich kid from miles away.”

In Norilsk people face continuous darkness for 45 days each year with temperatures dropping as low as -33° C in February. And now, the city has been drowning in a constant five-day snowfall.

Taking mirror selfies like this (complete with shutter shades) and uploading them to Photobucket...

“Venezuela’s hyperinflation has made the Bolivar virtually worthless; Venezuelans that moved to Colombia commonly weave bills into bags and wallets, then sell them on the streets.”