GIFs

My older uncle told me when I turn 30 buy a suit because you ‘ll have a lot off funerals to attend I’m now late 30s and been to 5 in the past few years.

My aunt had a case where the wife had glued all of the outdoor hoses together so he wouldnt spend more time washing his vehicle anymore.

So I live in the UK and we have self service check outs. The way these things work is you queue up and wait for a checkout to become free, you don’t approach until the person before you has paid, bagged and walked off. So today I went to my local store.

It happens to the best of us. You go to a place, something happens that involves you in some way, and you just kind of have to steer clear of that place for a while. Or forever.