Life

“My card fell from my desk and my dog found it.”

"If your house smells like fish for absolutely no reason there may be an electric fire"

“In celebrating his first birthday, Samson decided he would share his favorite food with the stray dogs roaming around the neighborhood.”

“My wife and I dressed up as our favorite scientists: Beaker and Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.”

“Municipality providing warm sleeping bags for the homeless, who then tidy them up and put them back for others to use as well.”

’’The hairiest, most goofy-looking llama I saw in all of Peru’’

Finding someone you want to spend the rest of your life with is exciting. Moving in with them is exciting too, but can also be an unanticipated challenge.

“The reason that you need to put your hand luggage under the seat in front of you and not behind your legs is to make sure you can get to your life jacket.”

“Today she got to meet her bigger half-sister. Her first sentence to her was: ’Hey, wake up.’”

“Your thumb is mine!”

"That people would be offering me free drugs all the time… WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?!"

’’There are even more cherries on the cake than on the packaging.’’

"If you swallowed the black watermelon seeds a watermelon would grow in your belly."

“My mom and sister each donated one of their kidneys to me. I have the best and most loving family.”

“Usually you only get 4-6 packets of taco sauce with a Casey’s taco pizza. I asked for extra and was not disappointed.”