Weird

Pass the peas, please: If you accidentally inhale a pea whole, there’s a chance that it will sprout inside of your lung...

"Bangkok's Elephant Building. The Tusks Are A Bowling Alley In My Imagination"

Found this today while cleaning out my grandparents house after they died. The entire box is ~110cm long. My grandpa his name is engraved on the metal tube. But that is it?

“Saw a glitch in the Matrix in Central London.”

“Welcome Home. $8,500,000. 6 Bd, 11 Ba. 10,500 Sf. 5.11 Acres”

"A Customer Decided To Tip Their Server Like This"

"Best. Wedding. Photo. Ever"

"My Girlfriend’s Grandpa Was An Executive At Mcdonalds A Long Time Ago. He Received This Gift For His Years Of Service. A Solid Gold Big Mac Necklace"

Goldfish have been known to participate in orgies.

At one point, if only for a second, you will be the ‘next’ person on Earth to die.

"One of my ER nurses was chasing another down the hall with a scalpel in her hand screaming at the top of her lungs “I’m going to cut you b#tch!”"

"Telemarketer. No one likes them, and if your business plan relies on it, you should just run a better business."