Weird

“We found an umbrella for the rain.”

“The pumpkin thing opens on a hinge, with a latch inside with a small glass jar. A sharp pin is attached to the jar.”

“Brought back the heavy-hairspray hairstyles of the ’80s while trying to cope with my receding hairline.”

’’My friend’s scallops arrived in half a tree.’’

"Canaries with natural wigs"

"Military Housing In NJ"

“A car that was in front of me today”

“My son turned 1 yesterday. This was the topper to his space-themed cake.”

“A sad old man in the creases of my cooler bag”

“Literally, it’s just uncomfortable for everyone.”

"This Pic Is My Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister And Her Husband, Me And My Demonic-Looking Son. This Family Portrait Was Taken In The 80s…we Were Really A Scary Crew"

"Golden Graytime Jazzercise Spacesuit Jumpsuit Wangle Angle Window Panels A La Clipped Clop Shrubbery-Au-Go-Go"

“I got so scared when I was walking to my car.”

"The psycho who did this in my art class."

"Heavy metal device that has instructions to set on stove. Handle of the roller appears to have 1880 on it."

Everyone’s pee stinks, even if you can’t personally smell it...

“Strange liquids on my roof”

"This brass instrument sink in my step-uncle’s bathroom”

"The way my husband decided to cut this cake. Why."

“My dad looked like a pre-midlife crisis businessman... when he was 17.”

“This cat hair I found while cleaning an old keyboard”

“Who left the turkey out? Oh, okay...”

"A Friend Went For A Walk The Other Night And Saw This Woman Just Standing On A Roof"

“How my dad cuts the cake”