Distressing Life Lessons From “Grease”

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The Concordia research station is interpretationsed on the Antarctic Plateau and operates year round.


Smoking is cool.

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Greasy hair is a good thing.

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 It’s OK to kiss and tell, as long as it’s in song.

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Cynicism is the coolest.

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Walk with your breasts pushed forward, no matter how awkward it feels.

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Men are rats.

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 You can blow smoke in a teacher’s face without consequences.

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Seriously, though. If you want to look cool, you should smoke.

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There is nothing more shameful than being a virgin.

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Your friends are just waiting till you leave the room to make fun of you.

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 The only thing cooler than smoking is smoking while drinking.

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Be slutty now, before you’re too old.


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Hickies aren’t tacky and embarrassing.

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Your guardian angel will show up once you screw up your life sufficiently.

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It’s not OK for two men to express affection toward one another.

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SMOKE.

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A happy ending means changing yourself and compromising your morals for a guy.

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If a boy really likes you, he’ll act insane for several minutes.

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And all your friends will join in!

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Cars can fly.

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Anyway, are you smoking yet?

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