Food Controversies That Are Tearing This Country Apart

These are the biggest food debates of our time, with extremely polarized opinions. There will be cussing. There will be screaming (through all caps). And, families will be torn apart.

Some people think ketchup should be stored in the fridge, while others believe it belongs in the pantry. Before you start screaming at those room-temperature loving twats, their reasoning is that’s the way ketchup is served in restaurants, which makes sense.

A soft gooey brownie might be preferred by most, but there are dozens who like the crunchy edges. Dozens! In fact, they even sell all-edge brownie pans now.

A common defense for those who dip their pizza in ranch is “don’t knock it ’til you try it”. But beware, you could become addicted, same as crack. However, your friends will surely just you more for this than they would for a crack addiction.

“Pee-can” is more popular on the East Coast, while “pick-ahn” is used more in the South. However, no matter where you are, someone WILL point out you’re pronouncing it wrong.

Does using a spoon make more sense to scoop up all the cheesy goodness? Probably. But, then you wouldn’t be able to put the noodles through the fork prongs like you did as a child, and that’s simply unacceptable to some.

Pouring ketchup on your fries instead of dipping makes total sense if you’re trying to get ketchup all over your fingers. If not, keep to dipping you savages.

How to cut your toast became a huge debate on Twitter this year. The only thing people could agree on was that the third option (farthest right) was for monsters.

Pineapple on pizza: you either love it or you hate it. No one has ever been turned.

Dipping your fries in a shake is only okay in the presence of other dippers. If not, the non-dippers will ruin your experience with their outrage.

For some, Pepsi is never okay. Even the suggestion of such a thing is an insult.

Your preference for mayo or Miracle Whip was probably passed down to you from your mother. Or, you betrayed your family name and switched, in which case you were likely disowned.

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