Humanity, WTF Are You Doing?!

This “ingenious” “recipe”:

This “egg cake”:

The Snickle™:

This cursed pairing:

This mayo, bologna, and mustard–based “dessert”:

This troubling pasta soup ring:

This terrifying turtle:

This pizza which, it must be said, is hardly pizza at all:

This “soup bowl”:

This highly questionable breakfast:

This unholy dip:

This criminal pasta invention:

This “steak and milky gravy”:

This… can? Of cheeseburger?

This bathtub “meal”:

This “chocolate egg”:

This disturbing representation of the food groups:

This “experimental” burger:

This fundamental misunderstanding of “medium rare”:

This “culinary advancement”:

And, of course, ramen jello: