These cats have been around the world, taken classes and studied hard to be as cultured as they are now.
The City Slicker
He’s from Brooklyn, Fuhgeddaboudit
The Well-Mannered Cat
Learned at a young age pasta is not finger food. It’s slurping food. Cultured.
He just finished his thesis. Topic: CULTURE.
Learned how to embroider while in India.
Sushi chef extraordinaire, also knows karate. Cultured.
What? Ohhh. Yeah. Mon.
Took ballroom dancing classes, can waltz with the best of them.
The Polite Cat
Uses chopsticks properly, like a cultured cat would.
Tickles that ivory like an old pro.
Like I said, the AristoCAT
He’s a classical guitarist.
Speaks Italian. Cosa Vuoi?
Knows the trials and tribulations of sweat shops.
Learned everything she knows from Mary Poppins, queen of culture.
The Food Critic
Traveled around the world tasting foods with Anthony Bourdain. Culture is in his blood.
Expert negotiator, in three different languages. Culture is his middle name.
Learned how to garden while visiting Croatia.
Trained in Japan.
Knows the difference between roses and poison ivy, as taught in Spain.
Apprenticed with Steve Jobs himself.
Knows books. Military books.
Went to Sweden, learned how to massage.