Innocent Things That Will Make You Feel Filthy

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Mind, meet gutter.

These girls trying to commemorate their annual vacation at the lakehouse.

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This couple having some fun in the great outdoors.

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Oh wait.

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This religious text.

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This entirely blameless stack of eggshells.

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These pigs enjoying a meal together.

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This well-meaning church sign extolling the virtues of prayer.

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This Copenhagen landmark.

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This particular experiment.

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And these games.

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This lint roller that promises to solve all the wrong problems.

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This headline about freshman Ray Ball joining the University of Wisconsin football team.

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This news segment about vibrating toothbrushes.

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This aquarium ad that’s probably very distracting to drivers.

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This thrilled Grand Prix driver popping champagne.

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And another one, “drinking it in.”

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Actually, I think we can safely say that sports reporting, on the whole, needs to be less gross.

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This family photo.

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This extremely unfortunate elbow positioning.

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This dip that literally nobody should be dipping anything in.

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This very informative USA Today weather report.

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These tweets by respected and loved televangelist Joel Osteen.

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These toys made for children. Innocent, innocent children.

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These terrifying comic book moments.

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This lotion that doesn’t at all believe in false advertising.

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And this infomercial that definitely does.

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