Kids Always Have A Surprise For You

’’My 2-year-old was scared to go into a room because ’bad Yoda was watching her.’ I was super weirded out. Turns out it’s just the backside of this toy.’’

’’My 6-year-old peeled his peas because he doesn’t like the skin.’’


’’All the things my son has put down the air conditioning vent in the last 6 years’’

’’Attempting to cool down ’hot’ chips’’

’’I’m impressed by her commitment to an idea.’’

’’The joys of children — she bit every single one.’’

Now you know that coffee is hot enough to melt a crayon.

’’May I present ’Butterflies,’ a painting from my nieces made entirely with their butt cheeks. Lovely.’’

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