Lessons Learned From Mario Kart 64

This shortcut was life changing.

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The penguins will get you every. damn. time.

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Slow and steady on this part. Slow and steady.

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Nothing is more satisfying than pressing the start button

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This bridge had a beautiful view

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So was this one…

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Never trust a question box in the middle of nowhere

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Always choose Toad

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The three mushroom boost was only good for this part:

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And this one…

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And this one, even though it took 10 tries.

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And, getting first place meant the other person was giving up their controller.

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 Bananas did not make you go faster, but they did look cool

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The tunnel in Choco Mountain looked like a surprised face

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And you’ll probably hit yourself with your own green shells the most.

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 And Frappe Snowland is definitely just Canada

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 A star means HOPE.

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The longest 3 seconds of your life was waiting for this guy to save youlessons-learned-from-mario-kart

If you got lightning, no one would be spared.

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This meant impending doom:

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You better have a big TV, because you’re only going to use half of it

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