This guy’s Girlfriend asked him to take care of her tortoise while she was away on vacation. She specifically asked to not let him get into any trouble. Instead, they had an epic guy’s night, and sent her pictures.
It’s time to get amped up the long night of partying
This little guy drives better drink get him some beers
Every man loves his porn don’t let them tell you otherwise
Tortoise bro needed some relief after striking out at the watering hole. Fact: it took him 30 minutes to search for that, walking from letter to letter.