(Not) The Best Deliveries!

Super discreet sex toy delivery.

Ordered 27 books from Amazon on a single order. Got 27 boxes with 1 book each delivered.


This was just delivered. My door opens out.

Just got my Valentine’s Day gift. Thank you Shari’s Berries and UPS!

How my college diploma came in the mail today.

My boyfriend ordered these shoes from Sears.com and they arrived with this attached…

The amazon delivery driver zoned for my apartment complex left all of our packages out in the open on the front steps of our leasing office. Didn’t even bother to go behind the gate.

The way my son’s school supplies were packed and delivered.

How my apple cider arrived today…

How Target shipped my order of plates

Hot sauce didn’t survive the journey.


Ordered a toaster at a slightly discounted price, due to having “minor cosmetic damage”

Ordered video games and got one of ’em still locked in its security case.

UPS delivered my package “at the front door” and taped it up.

Looks like I won’t be listening to my new vinyl record. Thanks, USPS

I Hate UPS Just a Little Bit More Every Day

My baby ordered 94 dollars worth of pizza off an app called Slice that doesn’t ask for payment info verification when placing an order.

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