Old Photo Albums Won’t Let Us Forget

“I happened to be at my parents’ wedding. It seemed that 2 more stomps on my charming heels would get all the men at my feet.”

“I didn’t have a cellphone as a teen so I took a picture of myself using a calculator as a phone.”

“Tried to smile, and channeled Jim Carrey instead.”

“My mom told me to not blink during my 2nd grade class picture.”

“When I was 3 years old, my mom had to pay me to smile for the photographer. Here I am after extorting her for one dollar.”

“My dad with me when he spent a year teaching in the Arctic. ”

Those eyes are hiding a sly plan to conquer the world.

“In 1991, my Alabama school photo featured me bursting through a paper wall, on a skateboard with no back wheel, sporting what some might call a mullet.”

“I thought I was being sly and getting out of the picture.”

“My wife’s parents were cleaning out the house and found this picture. Goth phase 2003…”

“My dad took my brother and I skiing (1991). My brother can be seen crying in the background because we got an RC Cola from the vending machine instead of a 7UP.”

“My friend’s mom made this for him, circa 1986.”

“This was around ‘86, and it was the last time I let my sister do my hair.”

“Early 2000’s glam”

“Me in middle school thinking I was so cool”

“My photo from 1st grade”

“I made ‘wooden armor’ for my arms on a camping trip once, and it fits me better than my actual clothes did.”

Apparently there were no barbershops at that time…

“Thanks, mom, for giving zero cares about matching of prints in my outfit.”

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