Spectacularly Nerdy Dinosaur Jokes

Warning: these jokes may be Mesozoic era old. But that’s kind of the point.

Dinosaurs on ambition

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Pretty words won’t save you now.

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How a T-rex shows affection

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What do you call a polite dinosaur?

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Seems logical.

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#endtimes

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Dietary habits of dinosaurs

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You should have thought twice about this.

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 I hope it’s human, though.

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Dinosaur conversations usually start well, but…

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Never seek comfort from a dinosaur.

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How long can we milk this T-rex joke for?

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The three states of matter.

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Goddamn you, hipster dinosaur.

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When bronies make portmanteaus…

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Have you done a raptor safety check today?

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 Tri-Cera-tops

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You know those charts that show dinosaur sizes?

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Aww… wait.

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Please respect endangered species.

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