The Truth Behind “Duck, Duck, Goose”

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We are all ducks now. Be zen like the duck.

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OH GOD IT’S A GOOSE

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*wheeze* *pant* Oh, thank God. We’re back to ducks.

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D’awwwwwwww.

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OMG OMG WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU???

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OK. OK. Catching my breath. I’ll be good in a sec.

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This is nice. Very nice.

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HOLY SHIT I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK

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Can you play something soothing, please? I’ve got the jitters.

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I think we’re finally safe now.

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OH THE HUMANITY

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I’m so happy it’s a duck I could cry.

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No, seriously. Where are you going?

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SPARE ME I HAVE A WIFE AND CHILDREN AT HOOOOOOME

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MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

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OH GOD DON’T LET IT EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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OH GOD DON’T LET IT EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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