This post peels back the layers of our most familiar falsehoods—those exaggerated ads and widely accepted myths that somehow become part of everyday lore—offering a playful and irreverent look at why we continue to cheer on these little deceptions.
“I promise I will return your money back.”
“I’m fine; how are you?”
“It’ll only take a minute”
“I have read and agree to the terms and conditions”
“Just one more…”
“Your call is important to us.”
“If the surgeon says, “you’ll experience some mild discomfort.” You know it’s gonna hurt like hell. It’s guaranteed.”
“Height (overstate)
Weight (understate)”
“When I am elected, I will…”
“Corporate one -> ”If there are any questions, please don‘t hesitate to ask“”
““You can do anything if you our your mind to it.” Just no. We all have our limitations. I could study my @$$ off and cut out all junk food and work out non stop. Does it mean I’m going to be the next Elon Musk or Albert Einstein or Usain Bolt? No.
We all have limitations”
“Sorry just seeing your text now”
“I’m here for you.”
“I’m not mad”
“We will get back to you”
“It’s not u, it’s me”
“Single women in your area ready to fu—”
“He’s just a friend”