These Goth Lattes Are Literally Darker Than Your Soul

Ever wanted a caffeinated beverage that looks as misanthropic as you feel? Then you’re in luck, because the Goth latte is here. It’s made from the crushed souls of dead unicorn lattes and it’s just as dark as your cold dead heart.

OK, so that’s not totally true. They’re actually made from activated charcoal, an ingredient that’s a lot healthier than it sounds (or looks for that matter). Charcoal is thought to help rid the body of unwanted substances because toxins get trapped in its millions of tiny pores, so even though the Goth latte looks like something only the devil would drink, it might in fact be kind of good for you if consumed in the right quantity (just don’t tell anybody). They’ve so far appeared in cafes in the UK and Australia, but we’re sure it’s only a matter of time before they arrive at your local coffee shop. Would you drink one? Let us know in the comments below!

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