
You don’t need to be a super fan of South Park to be able to recognize the the theme song. It’s iconic. Composed and performed by PRIMUS and sung by lead singer Les Claypool, it’s been pretty consistent over the years. The animation’s been updated, and the featured characters have been rotated around, but the subject matter and lyrics have been roughly the same. Except for Kenny’s lines.
Clad in his orange snowsuit, he says something in a verse that’s incredibly mumbled. All along, I just figured it was random nonsense, so I never thought anything of it. Boy was I wrong.
There’s a reason that Kenny keeps his hood on so tight. That little guy has got a potty mouth dirtier than the toilet in Transpotting. You know the one.

So… Kenny. No one knows what he says, what he even truly looks like and he dies in nearly every episode and somehow, comes back.
Minus that time that he dead for a while. Then we got Timmy, Jimmy, and Butters vying to the fourth of the group. Good times.
So, let’s undo the drawstrings and learn what kinds to NSFW shit he actually has to sing. Given that it’s muffled, the show never actually censors his words.

Unaired Pilot:
“Our town is bigger dammit, right down to the little granite.”
Ok, so… not a bad start.

Season 1-Season 2:
“I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas!”

Season 3-Season 5; remastered Season 1-Season 2:
“Hey, I got a 10-inch penis, use your mouth if you wanna clean it.”
Personally, I think one is hilarious.

Season 6: “Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, livin’ a lie TIMMY!”
On account of Kenny actually staying dead for a while.

Season 7-Season 10:
“Someday I’ll be old enough to stick my dick up Britney’s butt!”

Season 10 Episode 8-Present:
“I like fucking silly bitches and I know my penis likes it.”
Ironically enough, Kenny’s a pretty decent Opera singer. There’s a whole series of episodes where he trains himself and goes to Romania to study.
Still though, I like his personal lyrics better.

So, there you go. Kenny’s a world-class, 8-year-old perv, and we love ‘im. Keep on mumbling.
Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
grammar much?
I always loved how Kenny’s muffled lines added a unique charm to the theme song! It’s funny to think about how much character he brought with just a few grunts. Great breakdown of the lyrics and the context behind them!
I never realized how much Kenny’s muffled lines added to the charm of the theme song! It makes me want to pay more attention to the lyrics in other songs too. Fun breakdown!
I loved this breakdown of Kenny’s lines in the theme song! It’s fascinating how many people overlook his muffled speech. The way it adds to his character is just genius. Thanks for the insight!
Loved this breakdown of Kenny’s iconic muffled lines! It’s amazing how much character he adds to the theme song, even with so few words. South Park never fails to bring humor and creativity together!
I loved this breakdown of Kenny’s muffled lines in the theme song! It’s fascinating how such a small detail adds so much character to the show. I never realized the significance behind his unique way of speaking until now! Thanks for sharing!
I always loved how even though we can’t hear what Kenny says, it adds to his mysterious character! It’s interesting to think about all the different interpretations fans have come up with over the years. What do you think he might be saying?