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Themed foods are typically captivating and adventurous to sample. But be cautious when visiting a Disney theme park, as some of the offerings can be surprisingly villainous. Instead of the expected cotton candy pinks and picture-perfect food colors, the reality is far more intriguing. Scroll down to discover a collection of wickedly sinister concoctions that pass as food in Disney amusement parks. Shared by a mischievous TikToker, they advise you to steer clear of these pricey treats at all costs.
Glow Dog. H2O Glow Nights
A blue hot dog with a blue cheese sauce. She’s getting cancer right there. We were watching it live.
Chips And Guac
That guacamole is $14. And it’s this size. And you know what the sad part is, I don’t know if that chip came as a garnish. Or if somebody just broke a chip and stuck it in there.
All Of Glow Nights. Typhoon Lagoon
And then this thing looks like a snake. It just looks poisonous. Those colors in nature say “No, please stay away.”
Chocolate Cake Doughnut Holes. Energy Bytes $5.79
Oh, those donuts. They look like dog poop. I’m sorry. I know that’s a cheap shot, but they look like dog poop at the park.
Truffle Mac+cheese. Citricos
Chocolate Fiesta Pyramid $34
This thing is $34 and it looks like it’s basically pudding. My abuelita’s Jello pudding. And then you kind of have to beat the s**t out of it. You can let out your anger for spending that much money at Disneyland that day.
Carne Asada $54
This carne asada is $54. It better come with citizenship.
Tacos
Actually all the Disney tacos I’ve seen look pretty f*****g terrible. And either the tortillas have not been warmed up. Or they’ve been left out in the car windshield for a couple of days and they’re charging you $30 for these.
Daisy’s Dressed Up Dog. Café Daisy $14.49
So first we start off with this f*****g hot dog that got hammered and then covered in chips. Charged her 15 bucks for it.
Spicy Chile-Cheese Churro. Wille’s Churros $6.49
Oh God. A spicy chili cheese churro for $7. What could possibly go wrong? This thing looks radioactive. *Cackles in gay* They’re distraught.