When men hold the power of a Sharpie in their hands, they often turn to the dark side. They almost always turn to the dark side.
We will be taking submissions of photos to prove that men can be trusted with Sharpies.
NEVER GIVE A MAN A SHARPIE.
(Rarely give a woman a Sharpie…if she loves you and your car.)
The Whole Face
Yes, folks, the whole face. This fine young woman Sharpie’d her whole damn face. Is it a throwback to “blackface” racism? Or does she just really need help evening out her eyebrows?
Manly Trims Go To Your Head
Are you looking for that sleek, perfect hairline? No you’re not. No really, don’t you ever wish for that. Sharpie fumes are toxic.
She is lucky to be such a natural beauty. From this angle it seems like she hardly uses a Sharpie at all!
Those Sharpie-loving sickos would have you believe that they are capable of pulling this off, but for the love of god (and country!) do NOT be deceived. They WILL draw obscene images on your face when you’re drunk.
Child of the Ink
Do not call poison control. The amount of toxic Sharpie ink that has already seeped into her blood is only proof that she is nothing near human. #bodysnatchers
Not since the housing bubble have we seen such fictitious gains. It’s wrong. Who gave him the marker?? WHO DID THIS???!
These permanent markers have made their way into the sea. They mock!! It’s not ok.
Also Not Ok (Mustache)
If she were offering rides, we would think twice. #twelvetimes
If a man doesn’t have the cash (ca$h) to buy a proper tuxedo, he’s not going to benefit from a fake one. Whoever did this needs to be stopped.