“Bought 2 pairs of gloves just in case I lose one. And here I am!”
Nah! This chair always wins.
“I’ve never had this much in common with a cat before.”
Just one spoon
“Bathroom: her side, my side”
“Wrong password, my friend. Your account is blocked.”
When you pick the wrong parking spot:
Wrong choice of shoes for a sunny day
You’re going to love this vacation!
When you think that a pack of hot dogs is cheap everywhere:
Just a regular day on the metro at 5 PM
Please, not the spoon…
“I couldn’t find my wife until I looked in her closet. I said, ’What are you doing?’ She said, ’I have nothing to wear!’ ”
It’s so painful when you accidentally drop a box of spaghetti on the floor.
We all have this one box.
“5 seconds after you turn away from the mirror”
“My name is Ian…”
You always have a feeling that it’s time to delete Tinder.
Oh no, again and again!