No, one’s not bigger. They’re the same size.
Who would think that this is a good idea?
“People in my house insist on not removing the entire seal and have the audacity to use the same spoon for the peanut butter and the jelly!”
2 pieces of toast that were made in the same toaster for the same amount of time.
“This is a normal occurrence at my house.”
No explanation needed.
These bananas are not very cooperative.
“My food got delivered right in front of my screen door so I can’t open it without knocking it all over.”
“I reached for this fry like 3 times. It’s printed on the paper.”
The maximum volume of this radio is definitely mildly infuriating.
The packaging to content ratio is just not appropriate anymore.
People who do this with their shopping carts
“My dad always leaves it like this.”
What living with a 3-year-old looks like
“There was no cheese in my cheese-stick.”
When you open an ice cream cone to find this:
“Every year, our aunt sends us little handmade chocolate lobsters. This year, they’re soap. Guess how I figured that out?”
“My little sister did this to 2 of our chocolate bars.”
“A ’medium’ and a ’large’ orange juice”