Perfect Ways To Return To Your Family After Going To War

With a decade of war winding down, many soldiers are returning home to their families.

Not gonna cry…

If you are a soldier, here are some special ways to surprise your family upon your return.

You could walk up behind them on an NFL field.

WARNING: Their hats might fall off when they hug you.

You could have your son walk to you.

And you could just do the last steps.

You could dress up as a baseball player and walk up to your mom, who is being interviewed on the field.

You could dress up as a baseball player and walk up to your mom, who is being interviewed on the field.

Make sure you lift her up in front of everybody.

You could have your wife blindfolded and dancing on Ellen. Then, while blindfolded she sits on your lap.

She will be really happy when the blindfolds come off.

You could surprise your child-star kid sister while she is on a talk show.

Just make sure you sit down and join her on the couch.

You could replace the goalie at your daughter’s soccer practice.

You could announce your return over the stadium loudspeaker at your daughter’s cheerleading competition.

WARNING: She might break formation.

You could scuba up to your family while they are on the beach.

WARNING: You might scare them.

You could dress up as Santa for Christmas without your family knowing.

Your mom’s expression will be worth it when they figure out that it’s you.

You could just wait for your mom after a grocery run.

You could jump into your child’s classroom unannounced.

WARNING: This may interfere with the day’s study.