Crazy

"Daron Malakian (Guitarist Of System Of A Down) Pretending To Be A Random Fan And Telling A Magazine How Great The Band Is (1999)"

“Lost my phone at a construction site today. Found it a little later.”

“There goes our precious pie :/”

"From So Focused And Organized And Together To Googling “What Day Is It?” And “Can Parenthood Kill You?”"

"I want to wake up as a kid in 1972 again but remember everything I know now."

“UPDATE: my daughter’s hide and seek spots are...improving?”

“My family has been reusing this soap dispenser since 1999.”

"My Grandma has played Wii Fit everyday for over 10 years!"

“Minion? I’m more confused than I am disturbed.”

“A Seagull Riding a Seagull”

"WD-40 was developed as a rust preventative (it’s even in the initials: “WD” means “Water Displacement”). Nowadays people use it to lubricate mechanical parts."

“I work at McDonald’s and this happened just a few days ago. I handed a woman her tray and asked if she needed sugar with her coffee.”

“I mean...it looks equally as bad as the picture on the box.”