Crazy

“I turned 40 today. My wife surprised me with one of those online balloon delivery services. I asked her why there were 2 question marks next to ’I love you’ on the card. She replied, ’It was supposed to be hearts.’”

“This tissue box merging into the wallpaper”

"Not a myth per se, but the number of people who grossly misunderstand how evolution and natural selection works is crazy high."

“Wife and I are house hunting, this was the master bathroom. Why?”

“I bought a cup of drink from Starbucks and this is the amount of ice in it.”

"And to think that someone took the time to do this to their car."

669 County Road 8235, Concho, Arizona...

"To white their teeth, Romans would rinse their mouth with urine. Specifically urine shipped in from Portugal."

“The foot of the front leg on the stove gave out. Luckily it wasn’t during service and no one was near it when it happened. 10 gallons (the pot didn’t look like that before this happened haha)”

Phil Hoken, 40, from New South Wales, bought what was remaining of this Volkswagen Kombi. The van was lying on its side, had no windows, lights, or interior, but Phil saw its potential. It took him ten months to restore the car and turn it into a great mobile home which he eventually sold for $149 thousand.

"In case you couldn’t tell how big the spider is."